Contact

You may notice we’re pretty social. Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, and all that social media shit. However, we post no emails. I get far too much email already. Each message is very important to me. I just wish I could reply to them all! My penis is three times larger than my wrist, the sluts from Russia wanted commitment, and my arms are blingin’ with Polex watches.

If you’re a PR Professional or have people to talk with our people about things and stuff important people often do, there’s plenty of ways to contact us. If you’re looking to do an interview or article, call us first. If you just want to send us free stuff, that’s cool too.

Here are some of the answers I’ve been known to send out:

It was a pleasure speaking with you. Per your request, here is some contact information. Guard it as you would your beer.

Feel free to send us demo bearings. If they really lasts for life, we won’t need any others.

You’ve chosen wisely. Our dark lord Skatin welcomes you. Talking to Jesus may be a dollar, but Skatin will never turn you away.

He does require tribute:
1. We require a case of PBR. (For your Safety)
2. A Van full of strippers. (For our Safety)
3. Punk Rock. (For the harm of society)

If you’ve read this and really want to contact us go for it. You should understand by now what you’re getting yourself into. If you don’t get an answer, we blame it on krakens.

Skatopia
c/o Brewce Martin
34961 Hutton Road
Rutland, OH 45775
740-742-3169

Skatopia the Movie
c/o Headlamp Pictures
284 Cumberland Head Road
Plattsburgh, NY 12901
518-314-6826